oblivi0s:

When you and you’re friend are trying to do something cool to impress someone and they fuck up

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(Source: onlydillon, via greetings)


heysticks:

blowjob advice:

make sure beforehand to tap the tip with your finger and say, “is this thing on?”

(Source: bolognacolonel, via fuckingscreaming)


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grimelords:

I feel bad for teenage girls cause they have to get fingered by teenage boys, and as far as I remember teenage boys finger girls like they’ve accidentally dropped a pick inside a guitar and need it back right now.

(via sunflower-mama)


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