g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

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metalhearted:

*me being sleepy in class*

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oblivi0s:

When you and you’re friend are trying to do something cool to impress someone and they fuck up

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heysticks:

blowjob advice:

make sure beforehand to tap the tip with your finger and say, “is this thing on?”

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