When you and you’re friend are trying to do something cool to impress someone and they fuck up
(Source: onlydillon, via greetings)
make sure beforehand to tap the tip with your finger and say, “is this thing on?”
(Source: bolognacolonel, via fuckingscreaming)
(Source: designitarian, via hippist)
I feel this burn on a spiritual level.
(Source: sexdrugsandunicorns, via hippist)
I feel bad for teenage girls cause they have to get fingered by teenage boys, and as far as I remember teenage boys finger girls like they’ve accidentally dropped a pick inside a guitar and need it back right now.
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